takemeforaride-derek asked: MerDer or Twisted Sisters
Disney’s Walking Dead
Esmeralda’s goat looks to damn happy to be in a zombie apocalypse
get to know me meme — [5/10] Favourite Video Games: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Dragonborn, Dragonborn, by his honor is sworn
To keep evil forever at bay!
And the fiercest foes rout when they hear triumph’s shout
Dragonborn, for your blessing we pray!
i’m violently sobbing and my ovaries are aching.
You’re my sister, you’re my family, you’re all I’ve got.
And nothing’s gonna wake me now
Cause I’m a slave to the sound…
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A penguin who was previously made a Colonel-in-Chief of the Norwegian Army has been knighted at Edinburgh Zoo.
Penguin Nils Olav has been an honorary member and mascot of the Norwegian King’s Guard since 1972.
Over the years, he has been promoted through the ranks after being adopted by Royal Guard who visited the zoo.
During the ceremony, Nils had a sword dubbed on each side of his head, where his shoulders should be, to confirm his regimental knighthood.
The proud penguin was on his best behavior throughout most of the ceremony, but shortly before the ritual was concluded and possibly suffering a bout of nerves he was seen to deposit a discreet white puddle on the ground.
Sir Nils Olav the penguin.
Sir Nils Olav. Living the dream.
SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.
Now that’s how you get laid boys.
thats how you get laid ANYBODY
Under the stars? You’d be hard pressed to make me ever take something like that down. I want one in my living room to watch movies and snuggle people. Just invite all my friends over to cuddle and watch Wreck-It Ralph or something, hell yes.Babeee 😍nag-champaa